Dirk Dirtwood's Dirt House
The Adventures of a Southern Dipshit

Archive for January 2010

The ever famous Curveball!

January 28, 2010

The curveball was so effective it ended up becoming world renowned, everyone knew this shit! EVERYONE!


The true origin of TiVo

January 18, 2010

Furious that he couldn’t watch his favorite TV show, Joe went into an inner rage that could only leady to one outcome: Brilliance.

The worse day of Dave’s life

January 11, 2010

Some kids were fucking around, just being the ignorant spoiled little shits they are, and in the midst of their nursery orgy they knocked over a bunch of fishing poles. As the poles clashed against the ground, Dave was the only person standing that was over 5 foot 4. This meant the little shit kids were small enough to dash off and use their diminutive stature as an advantage; they could easily run and use the aisles as cover; unfortunately, Dave was the only unlucky sumbitch to be noticed.

karma’s a bitch

January 10, 2010

    So last night me and my friend John were chillin.’ I was trying to get on the Internet so I could show him this funny ass video of this guy beating this other guy up and then shitting on him in public in front of a bar; real classy stuff. So anyway since I […]

An extra helping from the Farm

January 10, 2010

She may even eat me once I’m dead but statistically speaking, this is a small probability.

The Bughouse

January 7, 2010

The Bughouse looked like Rosie O’Donnell’s asshole after getting ass fucked by Barbara Steisands dick. I mean it was horrible. It smelled like 20 T-Rex’s shitting in a toilet for Wee-Man. My tit grasp of the English language cannot even express how nasty this place was.

Lenny Lane

January 7, 2010

   So, about my friend Lenny, Lenny Lane. He is the son of Penny Lane of Beatles fame. She was the groupie, he was the son. Some would say he was the sounuvabitch. Either way with me, he was cool.    Lenny used to go around and play kick the can by my uncles barn. We’d all […]