Dirk Dirtwood's Dirt House
The Adventures of a Southern Dipshit


My name is Dirk Dirtwood. I am from the dirty south, Louisiana to be exact. The version of the dirty south that I am from is infested with hicks, blacks, whites, cows, dogs and everything in between, but not vampires.  Contrary to popular belief incest is not a problem here. I own a tractor and a John Deere and I consider them my best friends.


One Response to “About”

  1. You kick ass Dirk, yes I do.

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